Came across these on the net – these are priceless!!!
Lesson 1:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before [...]
Archive for May, 2007
Six Valuable Life Lessons
Posted in Humor on May 31, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Apparently No Sex Tonight – Its a Joke!!
Posted in Uncategorized on May 29, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE:
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I [...]
Cashout in the Preakness!
Posted in Sports on May 19, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Ahh it was a good day! As noted, Street Sense, Hard Spun and Curlin were the class of the race. And I knew that it would be Curlin and Street Sense down the stretch.
I ended up placing only three wagers in today’s Preakness. As indicated before, I picked a 4-7-8 trifecta box, a [...]
A Day in the Life of Joe Republican – Truth hurts.
Posted in News and politics on May 19, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Joe gets up at 6 a.m. and fills his coffeepot with water to prepare his morning coffee. The water is clean and good because some tree-hugging liberal fought for minimum water-quality standards. With his first swallow of water, he takes his daily medication. His medications are safe to take because some stupid commie liberal fought [...]
2007 Preakness Stakes – Analysis
Posted in Sports on May 17, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Well, ok so we kinda did ok at the Kentucky Derby, but could have done a bit better. But then when you have the 20 best 3-year olds running in one race, its a bit hard to put all that together and choose 3 horses. The Preakness wont be quite as hard, but there [...]
Kentucky Derby 2007 – Picks
Posted in Sports on May 5, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
OK So I am sitting here about 4 hours to post time, and just returned from the track to place my wagers for this year’s Kentucky Derby. This is a magnificent field of 20 horses, with around 15 of them with a real shot, under certain circumstances to end up with the roses. However, the [...]
Regan Republicans? Not on your life today!
Posted in News and politics on May 4, 2007 | 2 Comments »
A long time ago, I can remember being ideologically drawn to the Republican party. Certainly as a youth this was a bit counter-culture to most my age. Yet, I saw the appeal of things that I admired: Values based platform, respect for state’s rights and less big government, balanced budget, discerned spending, and a sense [...]
2007 Kentucky Derby Analysis
Posted in Sports on May 4, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Well, this is one of those posts that makes you either look like a genius or like a chump. Predicting horse races, especially the Derby, is very suicidal to an extent. Especially when you have 20 horses running, and so many are evenly matched.
One thing to watch in this race, unlike other Derbies…Trainer Todd Pletcher [...]
The Husband Store
Posted in Humor on May 2, 2007 | 1 Comment »
A brand new store has just opened in London that sells Husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:-
“You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item [...]
Some Ponderables
Posted in Humor on May 2, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Thanks to my Dad for passing these along:
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to “put your two cents in”.. but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts”? Where’s that extra penny going to?
Once you’re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing [...]
