Came across these on the net – these are priceless!!!
Lesson 1:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before [...]
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Six Valuable Life Lessons
Posted in Humor on May 31, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
The Husband Store
Posted in Humor on May 2, 2007 | 1 Comment »
A brand new store has just opened in London that sells Husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:-
“You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item [...]
Some Ponderables
Posted in Humor on May 2, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Thanks to my Dad for passing these along:
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to “put your two cents in”.. but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts”? Where’s that extra penny going to?
Once you’re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing [...]
Rules That Guys Wished Women Knew
Posted in Humor on April 12, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Men are from Mars, and Women are from Venus, its true
And there are some things that Guys wished Women knew,
This is only in jest, and not a firm test,
Cuz most Women would say we have no clue.
1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat; if [...]
